Many ageing males would be green with envy with 54 year old Abu Bakar’s undoubtedly sexual prowess. Having fathered 25 children, he hopes to round it up to 40 children by taking a fourth wife 30 years his junior, with the consent of his other three wives of course. The secret to his stamina? Bathing with water in the morning by pouring a pail of water on the right leg first before washing other parts of the body.
“This technique is deemed a must for those with several wives,” he said.
Those of you out there, I mean you ageing acrobats, should feed your Viagra to the chickens and start bathing your right leg. Why the right and not the left leg, I wonder. It would be enlightening to hear his explanation.